Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
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Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML
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Top comments
airforce987 20
Just say you were trying out the British expression.
THEDUDE1553566 24
Don't trust that coworker next time
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Comments (63)
mds9986 24
OP got trolled
mergeterge 24
Honestly there are worse things you could have said... Hopefully your boss has a sense of humor. :)
Xion0014 20
Should've finished it with "love...ly boss of mine! "
theswanlake 13
What's wrong with your Bf being your boss? 0_o
iPixelCheese 19
Hopefully you can just explain that the co worker said it was your bf and everything is cleared up
Matttis 7
That could have gone worse!
ecamp12 15
At least you didn't say "hey, baby"
trey600rr 22
you got trolled!
dcats 13
Reverse sexual harassment.
edmunson 22
Many of us have made that kind of mistake...more than once I have said "I love you, goodbye" to the WRONG person because it is a habit - it is for my wife and kids but "slips" out other times. Don't worry about it - at least you won't be labeled a hater!!