bundie
France
Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
princeronron
Prilly, Switzerland
Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
oh, good
Bath, United Kingdom
Poor Mickey
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
Tray
Con Artist Kitty
Today, I had just finished making myself an ice cream cone when my cat puked all over the floor. I set my cone on the counter while I cleaned up, and when I finished, my cat was licking it. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Hangry boy
Today, my mom’s greedy cat stole some milk I had left on the countertop, completely undeterred by the fact that not only was the milk in a plastic bag, it was also frozen solid. Yep, he actually managed to eat it. FML
Lee
United States
Freak out
Today, my cat had a long dingleberry hanging off his butt. He decided the best way to get rid of it was to freak out and run around the house, shaking shit everywhere. To make it worse, he then licked his still shit covered butt, made a face and promptly threw up. Guess my cat isn’t the brightest. FML
a cat named tiddles
Naughty boy
Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put him outside. Unhappy with the situation, he leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile-vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML
Wow
United States
Sneaky
Today, my cat tried to steal my burger. She was successful. She grabbed the patty with her teeth and pulled it right out of the burger. I was too dumbfounded to try and stop her. I have a suspicion that she is hungry and I forgot to feed her. FML
damn cats
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
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jiwhite 0
Reminds me of the time my mom's wedding cake was eaten by the cat. They just patched it up with icing and served it later.
Zonadow 0
Oh geez dude! Seriously, cat's aren't parasites. Nothing is wrong with your turkey. I've lived with cats all my life and they've done things like that and 'worse' and I'm not dead nor have I ever gotten sick from them. Cat spit is cleaner than ours.
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Tsukasa_fml 0
The cat, however, has been licking raw meat. That's a great way to get very sick.
AyyItsPeyton 0
thats nasty . at least you didnt have my dog eat it . she polishes off her own shit and eats grass afterwards .
ilikepieanddylan 0
LOL
ZleveL 0
15 genius cats eat raw meat (wild cats)
brirae15 0
what does this have to do with anything? thats not any kind of fml
RyuB 0
that's the kind of thing that should be on ichc, not here
deviable 9
no u
pu13 5
Cat hair would still get all over it
caplox 6
If you cook it the heat will kill the bacteria.
lolfood 24
XD