Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
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Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
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Top comments
iloveandy143 7
At least he's creative :)
sux4u121 10
Bloody Hell!
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Comments (99)
I_Am_Hated 2
that's harsh of him. Period
sambudd14 2
Isn't dynamite red?! O.O
doglover100 29
Why do little kids like tampons
AliceLockehart 18
I think it's pretty funny. Come on, kids got a sense of humor. A little nonsense now & then is cherished by the wisest men.
DylansMomma 9
If you look on the bright side, at least they weren't used.
iRibb0n 3
Lolz , my bro did that too -.-
Bquillero16 18
Sounds pretty funny to me
skye_walkers 20
Well as long as they weren't red and lit..
skyjayq 10
I think that's funny but I'm a dude so sorry op
Sergei_Borodov 0
Why is dynamite in quotes? Seems a little unnecessary.