Today, my brother dyed my white work shirt bright green because I beat him to the shower this morning. As it's my only shirt, I had to wear it to work, where there was a surprise audit and I was fired for incorrect uniform. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spilled coffee on my shirt and had to change before a big meeting. The only clean shirt I had was a gift from my brother. I didn’t notice it said "World’s Okayest Employee" on it until I was sat in the meeting. FML
Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My boss is my brother. His reason being that, "it would create awkward tension between us." I've been working for him for 5 years, and it's like he's only just realised that I was there. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
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Top comments
NakuEh 27
Wow. That is just terrible luck when it comes to the audit. I would definitely be planning to get revenge on your brother. Maybe switch his shampoo with hair dye.
madscientist_17 15
Don't you just hate work? It just shows how they view us a replaceable. Not as a real person with a good work ethic. Hopefully-if you want the job back- they might listen to your side and give you a second chance.
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Comments (60)
AndrasteNyx 18
I would put food dye in his body washes and conditioner.
Mahtari 19
Sounds like you need to beat the shit out of your brother.
Mungolikecandy 19
How did he dye your shirt so rapidly?
Ging3rSnap 9
Why couldn't you just find a different white shirt? Wearing a green shirt when everyone else is in white is very noticeable; but a white shirt in a slightly different style doesn't make you stick out.
sturschaedel 27
It probably had a really prominent company logo. Imagine a Hooters waitress in a plain tee or similar. In that case the color would make less of a difference.
kaykay121797 11
I mean you could have gone and bought a new one right before work
NYGiants1925 22
They fired you for that? Not even a warning?
soulreaper12296 28
That really sucks OP. I just have one question though; why do you only have one shirt that meets the requirements for a uniform by your workplace?
Ihavegas 22
unless it was a work branded shirt, plain white shirts are fairly cheap to buy. how come you didnt have a spare??
vmorgantank 15
Make him pay you your old salary until you find a new job
suprisebitch 20
why do you have just one shirt, assuming it's not a work brand shirt