Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML
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Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML
Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
Today, I was woken up by a bird screaming its guts out. My cat had somehow managed to catch a bird and bring it inside. My 9 a.m. morning began with trying to catch a bird in my own home. FML
Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML
Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacher, thought it would be a great experience for my brother and me to dissect it on the kitchen table. She threatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML
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angrymole 0
it probably died after you "lightly tossed" the damn thing. birds are fragile, you can't just throw them.
starflake 3
What the hell you doing throwing the poor thing?? It would have probably died of shock if your cat hadn't got at it!
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Comments (192)
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Cats are predatory animals. Getting mad at a cat for being a predatory animal is pretty dumb.
atomicmrpelly 2
no #151 she wasn't trying to help it to fly, she was showing to her mum that it couldn't fly. And don't worry, if you hadn't picked it up your cat would have had it anyway and if you hadn't accidentally fed it to your cat like that it would have died of fright anyway!
LetItRock2009 0
you're a complete idiot for not realizing ur cat was right there!!! Poor bird.
zozo_902 0
"lightly tossed it in the air"??? wtf
xamy0mariex 0
I hope you washed your hands after touching a diseased bird
Hjelloo 0
That's how nature works.
fmylife151 0
lawl
dyingstart 0
OM NOM NOM NOM
GeeGeebaby 0
POOR BIRDIE!!! u shouldn't have tossed it TT.TT anyway its not all ur fault
jayjay777 0
I don't want to sound heartless but that's quite possibly one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard of, that's something that would happen in a cartoon.