Love: Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the...

By thunder thighs - 11/02/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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By porkythighs - 27/12/2009 14:19 - Singapore

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

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Called out but accurate

By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

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He bangs the drums

By PhilDavisDied? - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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What's that sound?

By Ihavethickthighs - 07/09/2017 16:00

Today, and for the past week, my boyfriend joined me on my walks. He's recently gotten into photography and is now intent on tracking down a rare bird that he never sees but always hears. I don't have the heart to tell him that it's the sound of my thighs rubbing together. FML

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Weirdo alert!

By CuteFeeties - 07/08/2022 18:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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By tjcl - 28/11/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Lou_Briccant 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 8:03

I love all the people telling her to lose weight and she deserve it because she's fat. Really? Is it me, or does it seem that we're going back into the 50s where women are being treated lesser than men? ******' people man, need to grow up.

RomanianLover 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 5:38

Wow, That's all I can think to say. Guys like that aren't worth it.

Comments

Avenging_Angel 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:20

Thigh jiggling is sexy?  You learn something new everyday...

KiSsMyEyEs93 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:20

OH MY GOD!! WHAT A BASTARD!!!

123sploosh 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 18:13

ME TOO

Maestro214 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 21:49

I'll only respect #26's decision if it was a man.

apple_shampooo 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:40

3 ripples is perfect!

kevint9911 15

Thursday 28 January 2010 23:12

sad

bryttkneee 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 12:06

it means that when he hits her thigh, her fat ripples.

kykyshay 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 18:12

Haha! Get a treadmill.

Koji1313 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 20:21

It's normal Sweetie. Mine plays with the homade rips in my pants and says squish squish squish when he plays with my thighs...its the cutest yet most annoying thing he does