Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was putting baby powder on my bare ass, when...

By ManderDander - 05/09/2015 18:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend was putting baby powder on my bare ass, when his dad walked into the room, casually set a laundry basket next to the bed, and walked out like nothing happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By 081013 - 02/03/2013 07:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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By jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Sunday 6 September 2015 17:09

And you were letting him because?

Silver7827 14

Sunday 6 September 2015 17:09

As far as he would like to know, nothing did happen

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taymichele16 15

Monday 7 September 2015 0:00

"Baby powder" right

Eyeslick 33

Monday 7 September 2015 6:03

More like Baby Batter!! Am I right??...no? Alright I'll go back to my corner....

corky1992 33

Monday 7 September 2015 0:23

I'm confused as to why he was putting baby powder on your butt in the first place..

Randomgod 8

Monday 7 September 2015 0:34

Why does his dad still do his laundry?

Jryan952015 7

Monday 7 September 2015 0:59

I bet the dad is gunna bleach his eyes to forget what he just saw

klc20071989_fml 20

Monday 7 September 2015 4:56

Considering it was the boyfriends dad not hers, I would have to disagree.

Solano2580 24

Monday 7 September 2015 1:05

Why?

Lars93 18

Monday 7 September 2015 2:11

be glad he acted like nothing happened

mthurston 14

Monday 7 September 2015 2:58

Maybe they wanted to see it *poof* when she farted

ThisBudsForYou 3

Monday 7 September 2015 4:45

Nothing better than a bone dry ass and balls I always say

DylanHasClass 17

Monday 7 September 2015 5:05

Keeping that ass fresh for later

JKPwnage 27

Monday 7 September 2015 5:07

I need 50 CCs of context, stat!

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