Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan... - FML

By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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Observation

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 05:43 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Acting is hard work

By S. Dub - 10/04/2020 05:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Spicy

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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lalasha10 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 0:22

oh maan,weell at least he cares

Kadz184 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 0:23

gosh, he cares. you ******* bitch.

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poor_gurll1198 17

Saturday 19 July 2014 20:45

Sucks for you

clairesucks 37

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:05

That's really sweet even if he did get it kinda wrong

FaduFai 22

Monday 26 January 2015 5:10

At least he's considerate

RageWolf16 31

Sunday 26 July 2015 5:36

At least he can get you to ****** .-.

daidax_238 26

Friday 16 September 2016 14:48

If he's inexperienced then I understand completely. I mean, usually when people scream or moan, something bad or painful happened. So look at it this way, at least he cares about your wellbeing

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