Today, my boyfriend was diagnosed with a UTI. He thought men can only get UTIs by "catching" them from a woman, so he blamed me for it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML
Today, my boyfriend got his results from the doctor: the weeping sore under his foreskin isn’t an STD like I accused him of, it’s merely a bacterial skin infection from not washing his penis. He’s acting all smug, like not cheating on me somehow makes up for being a bacteria-ridden petri dish. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
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Idiotskillme 20
I wonder if someone could catch stupid from him...
loko0909 13
He needs to do some research. Its not like an STI, you can't pass it from person to person like that.
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Comments (48)
JohnnyWake0 13
I hope your not letting him use his dirty down under on you, passable or not
chase007 10
I assume UTI means urinary track infection which if it does I would call your bf retarded sorry op
Xion0014 20
He can only catch it from you if you guys had anal, every other possibility was probably from bad hygiene.
techiejames 8
Drop him. He is stupid, and beyond help. He needs to drink more juices and water.
samanthabolen 7
I kept getting reoccurring UTIs in middle school. My dad seriously convinced me that these were STDs. I hadn't even had sex, so I was very confused... Until I thought of the one sexual act I have done. And this is the story of why I stopped masturbating until last year.
alaskanessy 8
You need to trade him for a smarter person.
BigBoy77 9
What is a UTI?
harrypotterfan22 21
Urinary Tract Infection
ErinShannon 27
If he doesn't know what a damn UTI is, he shouldn't be having sex. Seriously. People need to be more educated about sex and being safe and clean.