Today, my boyfriend was diagnosed with a UTI. He thought men can only get UTIs by "catching" them from a woman, so he blamed me for it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML
Today, my boyfriend got his results from the doctor: the weeping sore under his foreskin isn’t an STD like I accused him of, it’s merely a bacterial skin infection from not washing his penis. He’s acting all smug, like not cheating on me somehow makes up for being a bacteria-ridden petri dish. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
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Idiotskillme 20
I wonder if someone could catch stupid from him...
loko0909 13
He needs to do some research. Its not like an STI, you can't pass it from person to person like that.
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Comments (48)
ShadowStarEXE 35
Yes, because infections inside a urinary tract can totally be spread around. :/ While it's recommended not to have sex when you have one, it doesn't mean it can be spread. Let your boyfriend know just how stupid he is because UTIs are actually rarer in men than they are women and he must be really special to have caught one. (Absolutely no offense to any male who's ever had one before, including my husband. I just feel like this guy's ignorance needs a smack of reality.)
worldclassrager 41
What else does he blame you for?
Hildy93 21
Well your boyfriend is uneducated
ViviMage 40
Women have a better chance of a UTI based on female anatomy, but I don't think he can catch it from you. Namely if you don't have one yourself. And most UTIs are the usual flora overgrowing. How is his hygiene?
ukrainerep 2
"Get only get" ... Either you're stuttering, or there's problems with you're grammar. He's wrong, I agree, but reading such illiterate posts gets me annoyed
Soverain 15
Somebody didn't do a good job cleaning their pecker.
Anniesweetz 2
I think he may have been thinking of a yeast infection, which can be spread through sexual contact but women usually know when we have one and avoid it. UTIs can't be caught as the urethra in women is not the same hole that intercourse happens in. Unless you've somehow magically figured out how to transfer pee, he may want to hit up the black Friday sales and buy some common sense... I hear they have great deals.
exus18 12
As an aside it's very difficult for males to get urinary tract infections because their urethra is longer and therefore more difficult for bacteria to travel it without interruption (urine) females is shorter. Unfortunately in young males every time I have a patient who has shown to have a "UTI" turns out the bacteria is chlamydia...might want to check that out
Bansheefaerie 9
your boyfriend is an idiot
BooBooKittyF11 21
that is quite funny actually