Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. We were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say, "I love you". So I told him to, "say it already." Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "I won't marry you, but I want to spend my life with you." When I told him that upset me, he said, "My ex completely changed once we got married, and I like you as you are now." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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Twinklestar 0
Kind of uncomfortable, but it probably doesn't mean much if they were together for a long time. I still occasionally slip up and almost use my exes name, and we've been apart for 3 year and I left him and most certainly don't have feelings for him. I'm sure your bf is kicking himself enough. Just appreciate that he did mean to say those things to you.
ChairForce 0
Sometimes people mix up names. For example, I just had a baby, and sometimes I accidentally call her by her brother's name. It's not that I love my son more, it's that I haven't reprogrammed myself to say her name. I talk to a baby and my son's name comes to mind, because until now he's the only baby I've talked to on a regular basis. Does that make any sense?
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Comments (49)
hasty_D 0
don't worry about it, all boys still have wounds in the heart, it happens to each one of us. He did think what he told you, but other girls made him feel bad.
Palistus 0
people who keep saying that he's a bad person, that he f****d up for doing that, that he rehearsed it and doesn't love her, STOP THE IDIOCY. Guys(myself included) are beings who make mistakes very frequently. He meant EVERYTHING he said most likely, if he meant it at all for anyone, but just messed up a name. Maybe he was thinking about how much better you were than her, and in thinking about her in that indirect way his brain had him slip and say her name. I love my girlfriend very very much but a few time I almost called her by ex's name(luckily I caught myself beforehand, and seem not to have that problem anymore)
imortal20 0
FYL, I'm sire it ruined the moment. At least he meant it to you and not to her and just kind a tenproary brain fart. try to look past it and think about that he really wants all of that with you not her
imortal20 0
sure not sire
mandi625 0
Ouch. Dump the douche.
MrTJCast 4
Uh oh that happened to me too, but i was the boyfriend in that case and i got slapped lol.
Potato_Pi 7
Freudian slip.
writergirl23 19
It was probably a slip of the tongue. Some people do that when they haven't thought of their ex for a while. Same sort of thing as I used to call my teachers mum by mistake even the male ones, didnt mean to. Those statements were meant for you not his ex.
dont4get2wipe 6
is your name ross?
Hangryko 32
Was her name Rachel?