Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. We were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say, "I love you". So I told him to, "say it already." Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "I won't marry you, but I want to spend my life with you." When I told him that upset me, he said, "My ex completely changed once we got married, and I like you as you are now." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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Twinklestar 0
Kind of uncomfortable, but it probably doesn't mean much if they were together for a long time. I still occasionally slip up and almost use my exes name, and we've been apart for 3 year and I left him and most certainly don't have feelings for him. I'm sure your bf is kicking himself enough. Just appreciate that he did mean to say those things to you.
ChairForce 0
Sometimes people mix up names. For example, I just had a baby, and sometimes I accidentally call her by her brother's name. It's not that I love my son more, it's that I haven't reprogrammed myself to say her name. I talk to a baby and my son's name comes to mind, because until now he's the only baby I've talked to on a regular basis. Does that make any sense?
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expen_dable 0
did you react by whining and crying and stomping around like a fat girl with PMS? I can picture it now, sweaty rolls bouncing, fat moo cow noises...
ChairForce 0
Sometimes people mix up names. For example, I just had a baby, and sometimes I accidentally call her by her brother's name. It's not that I love my son more, it's that I haven't reprogrammed myself to say her name. I talk to a baby and my son's name comes to mind, because until now he's the only baby I've talked to on a regular basis. Does that make any sense?
PoseidonsSon 3
More than your name.
aback 5
I bet his ex-girlfriend didn't fall for that speech, either. FYL? Hell, you're lucky. You just found out you don't have to waste any more of your life on him.
LemonStarship 5
Thats when you start you're speech and end it with an ex boyfriends name. problem solved
kisseshugsdrugs 5
talk to him about it, maybe he did the whole ross thing and just ****** up because he was nervous. or you know he still has feelings for his ex.
awesomesnakes 1
Dealbreaker ladies!
caseychief 0
Great job! Way to ruin him! I can tell I'm living with the "me" generation.
quarty165 0
how long ago did he date her? and how long have u two been dating? cuz i used to call my bf by my ex's name a lot when we started dating. i didn't even think of my ex; it was just a freudian slip. so this could mean nth - or he's in love with his ex
imajinethat 0
I don't think Freudian slip means what you think it means...
DoingItWrong 0
Slips are sexy and all, but I think flannel is better. Functional and fun.
elizzie_g 0
He probably didn't mean it like that. I wouldn't worry about it unless he repeatedly does it.
katiek808 0
that happen to my ex he sent it to his gf insted of me. haha i just laughed. but im srry that must really suck