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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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About that...

By Gay younger brother - 30/06/2018 01:30

Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML

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Fancy seeing you here!

By tryingnottocare - 06/08/2009 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML

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By ash - 13/06/2011 03:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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Supportive

By bopbop - 20/05/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

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Mixed signals

By max - 07/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

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SilverBallet 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 13:21

I have a twin brother. I used to get a little upset because whenever I found something I was good at, he'd decide to give it a shot, and without even trying, he'd turn out to be better than me after taking have the time to learn the skill. The inferiority complex didn't form until three boyfriends (in a row) came out of the closet immediately after dating me. All three of them said the same thing. "I guess I was just more interested in your brother..." My brother's not gay.

young_wing 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 4:09

he banged that bitches brother.

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B3loved 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 15:57

hey!!! I did that! I <3 Jake!!! (sorry krista)

myfruitloop 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:34

WINcest?

greenblossom 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 0:58

And how does your brother feel abou this?

XoMxcted 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 12:34

Guess whos not staying the night anymore

7sevensevenseven 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 20:27

thats an odd twist

babicakez18 0

Monday 9 January 2012 2:14

Who would want to ******* do it with her brother?!

babicakez18 0

Monday 9 January 2012 2:14

Who would want to ******* do it with her brother?!

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Friday 20 January 2012 1:34

Aww...thatks so sweet. :3

Kikibodnar 5

Saturday 21 April 2012 21:16

well i guess at least he can say he's keeping it in the family?

drakej 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 4:31

Way to go gay bro! :D

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