Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
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Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend asked me to marry him because he could get a tax cut from buying the ring. All of this happened in front of his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
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Top comments
Jason89 16
tell him you're ready to commit to have kids with him, only if he goes and ***** himself
lexiieeex3 32
Taking credit for you spending thousands of dollars? Wow how ******* sweet of him.
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Comments (99)
janfleury 19
New man time! What else does he have you do then take the credit for???
janfleury 19
Time for a new man!!! What else does he have you do then take the credit for??
batman0506 4
Leave his dumbass you deserve someone who will buy a ring and surprise you with it
Roxas_hearts 27
Buy a plastic ring from Dollarama and show his entire family what "he" got you.
Sniffy75 4
Obviously He's stingy and deceitful as well. Time to dump and go one harmony.
Puppo 2
It's not really that big a deal...he probably just isn't confident he could find what she likes the best and dosen't want to spend so much money on something she wouldn't like.
elixaaaaa 13
Do yourself a favor and dump that douche
Gillett 23
Sounds like a win win to me!
Gillett 23
Ya know what, **** EVERYBODY AND THEIR SHITTY ASS OPINIONS! A marriage is a contact between two people, not a ******* ring. Feel blessed that you have the option of getting a ring, especially that you can get the exact one that you want! A ring doesn't make a marriage ok! My parents were broke when they got married, they went on to have 12 children together and were together until the we're in there seventies! All without bring able to afford rings. If you put too much into the material things you tend to forget to put effort into your marriage!
night1234 16
It's not just about him making her buy her own ring. It's about how HE WANTS HER TO LIE and say he bought it so he can take credit for something he won't lift a finger to do.
annie_zoo 27
12 children?! whoa, your mom must be a tough one
Gillett 23
I'm pretty sure she wants him to lie and tell her that she isn't getting fat either even though she looks like a ******* Ham! Telling a broad that she can and get whatever she wants is an awesome suprise. #81 Nah that woman was just crazy, she wanted 12. ******* nuts if you ask me, but I am number 12, sooooo if she would've stopped at 11 I wouldn't be here!
twice_shy2015 1
I'm going to say your mom should have stopped at 11.
Danielle_xxx 9
welp, here's your sign.