Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
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Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend asked me to marry him because he could get a tax cut from buying the ring. All of this happened in front of his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
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Top comments
Jason89 16
tell him you're ready to commit to have kids with him, only if he goes and ***** himself
lexiieeex3 32
Taking credit for you spending thousands of dollars? Wow how ******* sweet of him.
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Comments (99)
telli164 30
What a tosser
redframed 12
this gives you an idea of what a marriage with him would be like....
wakemeupplease 21
Wow such a unique keeper girls must envy you :p
Drosophila82 18
Wow... When did romance die and crawle up his ass!
mosquito19 14
yeah, good luck marrying this twat.
cristinabanana 6
Ditch him. It's not about the money, is the principal
extremereviews 26
Maybe he loves you but can't afford a ring
shepp626 11
You can find a nice gold band that will hold up the rest of your life for like 200, that's no excuse.
poirot_fml 13
Well, this is not a good start! It's a sign, walk away!
vikky538 29
He is very committed to breakup
interesting33 37
You said buy your own ring - that sucks. I thought at first maybe he just wanted you to pick one you liked. Having said that, if someone is going to propose it doesn't have to be the man anymore who buys it and proposes - but you would expect the person proposing to buy it.