Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He...

By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 18:27 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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Non sequitur

By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML

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Sexy talk

By hamburger - 06/07/2013 21:21 - United States - Adrian

Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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cynima 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:03

It's the logical next step.

OGReaper 2

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:15

well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.

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killswitch1033 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:10

haha just give him some :)

drinkinpints 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:11

nothing wrong with that...

desipwr 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:13

1st

OGReaper 2

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:15

well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.

jams0123 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:15

Just have him use a condam with a lot of lube and have him go slow.

Etherpirate 2

Wednesday 21 April 2010 11:00

Just the tip

cloverpi314 4

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:16

haha!!! that's funny!! sucks for U!!! :)

CutiiePatoutiie 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:18

baha, is he a homosexual by any chance :P

Forever101 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:20

haha ydi for having a bf like him

CutiiePatoutiie 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:22

lmao @36

kaitlinthecutie 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:22

eww gross anals nasty unless your gay of course

jweezy89 4

Tuesday 20 April 2010 7:40

It's even more gross if they're gay.

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Same thing different taste

Nice try, chief

The best method!

Non sequitur

Sexy talk

What what?

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