Today, my boyfriend told me he likes to do things the old-fashioned way, and that he wouldn't propose to me without my father's blessing. My dad died 3 years ago, and he knows it. FML
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Today, I think my boyfriend of 5 years is going to propose soon. He told me he was thinking about it last year, and spoke to his parents, who said they wouldn't attend the wedding as "It's not their thing." My dad passed away in November and I don't talk to my mum, so I have no one to be excited with and share the news. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my dad thinks my boyfriend is a loser deadbeat because he hasn't proposed to me after two years of dating and co-habitation. He hasn't asked because I already made it very clear I have no interest in marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
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Top comments
dtupton98 7
tell him you like the old fashion way too, tell him you want to wait until you're married until you have sex's again.
GetIt23 8
Hopefully you have a step father and he meant him
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Comments (83)
miliaras93 17
Woow honestly i dont think he loves ya very much . You only live once find someone whos gonna want what you want
Dave_Davington 35
It just goes to show. No matter your situation, there's always a loophole.
simsgirlgem 25
sounds like he doesn't want to be with you anymore in which case he needs to grow a pair and tell you instead of this crap of only dad's blessing will allow purposal and to be honest if my father sadly past and the significant other wanted blessings I have an older brother grand father and two uncles who can fill the role of blessing givers
mosquito19 14
tell him no sex before marriage.
thrillinghamster 10
time for a seance?
asharma518 3
It seems he wants to dump you and have found a perfect excuse to do so ?
nemcali 34
Tell him that your dad's last wish was to invest you with the power to give his blessing to the right one
ArashiGirl 13
You mean EX boyfriend right?
Sakuraashita 15
Maybe that was his way of asking if you had a father figure he could ask?
imani132 6
Maybe he's saying he doesn't want to propose.