Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
danii_s2 0
I hope he wasn't serious
tightshirtman 0
I got no problem with the activity, but his reason for saying he liked it is seriously ****** up and you should dump him before he becomes a serial killer.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (255)
ItsJussAle 0
Hahahahahahaha XD Wow...
krissi3 0
people need to stfu. I thought it was gross at first too but with a towel underneath you or doing it in the shower helps with the mess. it's actually just as enjoyable as if you weren't and helps with major cramping and backache. if you have to brain cells to rub together you'd realize that unless it becomes a disturbing fascination as with ops boyfriend there's nothing wrong with it. I for one get super horny certain days of my rag and am glad my boyfriend isn't one of those people who are like ewwwie.., it's just like anal a stupid taboo closed minded people arnt willing to accept is an option...just be safe!
alexsandra_2011 0
maybe you should have him check out by a doctor
bjankies 0
WTF?
XoRoxybabe615Xo 0
he wanted to get his Red Wings.
macca1234 1
Sounds like a real keeper.
Emmy1107 0
You people sitting here saying how nasty it is and how there is a disgusting odor seriously need to be reeducated. Your just being ignorant in something you clearly don't know about. So if you don't know what your talking about just don't waste your time saying it.
Jordyn345 4
Umm just one question....do you WANT to get pregnant???
leelee_DGK29 0
not a weird guy. just a guy lol besides, since when do guys not say weird things?
mserrato 8
Wtf