Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
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Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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danii_s2 0
I hope he wasn't serious
tightshirtman 0
I got no problem with the activity, but his reason for saying he liked it is seriously ****** up and you should dump him before he becomes a serial killer.
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Comments (255)
GAeroNKissR 26
the analogy he used is a bit creepy & worrisome. however, I'm surprised by how many are shaming period sex. For 1, there's always the shower. and 2 - use a towel. Some of our needs are STRONG & can't wait that long...and for guys it just feels like extra lube. ;-)
Taylor000 16
Dude run
Shadow9876 19
Dump him immediately.
wereallmad 11
pretty sure that's how serial killers begin.
pkirkem 13
I think u need to get away from him...as far as possible
Echoing_V3gas 13
R U N. He's a goddamn psychopath.