Today, my boyfriend thought the garbage can in our kitchen smelled bad. Instead of cleaning it, he had it equipped with a Wunderbaum. Our entire house now smells like "New Car". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a car air freshener on his desk, because it "keeps my farts away from his air." FML
Today, I vacuumed my car as I'm trying to sell it. After the interior was clean, I sprayed some air freshener. The chosen smell was "new car". I think they mislabeled it, as my car now smells like urinal cakes. I have two potential buyers coming tomorrow. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML
Today, my roommate found a solution to his awful body odor: bathing in vinegar. Now instead of smelling like a middle school locker room, the house smells like a chemical plant. I'm not sure which is worse. FML
Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he came up the stairs, "Stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the trash. We'll eat sandwiches. FML
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summersizzle 0
i like the smell of "new car"
DahkLohd 4
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Comments (47)
perdix 31
Go watch "Repo Man" and then you will be proud of your sporty new garbage can. "Let's go eat sushi and not pay."
gozar_fml 1
The life of a repo man is always intense.
mattitucklove01 0
seriously he was only trying to help ! probably in a couple of days the smell will go away. And then you can go back and have your house smelling like garbage !
salexh1995 0
How's this an FML new car smell is a great smell!!!!
DocBastard 40
So the FML here is: 1) Your garbage can stinks? 2) Your house smells nice? 3) Your boyfriend is lazy? 4) You are a whiny bitch? Gee, I just can't decide.
jmkxo 0
I like option 4 personally!
mintcar 10
I hate " new car" smell. It makes me completely nauseous. FYL for having a lazy husband.
hollylollyxoxo 0
you mean boyfriend
kaileigh10 2
YDI for not liking the new car smell.
oblio 0
ah, the chemical-laden, cancer-causing scent of new car...even better than napalm in the morning.
510munchkin 0
he was just tryin 2 help soo y does diz *** up ur life
TheNewGuy03 29
just thought i'd throw this out there, but when i clicked this, there were 666 ydi's. oOoOo...ominous! but yeah, maybe cleaning the garbage can would help a bit more. i smell...laziness, not only on his part, but yours as well. |the kid|
hamsmum 2
Yeah, I chuckled at this. It's so something my brother and husband would do, lol. Atleast the house smells better now :-)