By 4fucksake - 18/07/2010 23:26 - Ireland

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 388
You deserved it 4 696

Same thing different taste

Top comments

smokergirl420 0

there's something wrong with that boy >.>

Comments

schwancy 2

Don't be so quick to judge op. You don't know what it's like to have a penis.

ohthebloodygore 16

ahaha some girls do know how it feels, especially if they're with guys 24-7

karmaSUCKS321453 0

umm.. no, I'm afraid girls really don't know what's it's like unless they grow a penis. wtf. are you retarded?

ohthebloodygore 16

Are you? I was referring to trannies. I do know some trannies who used to be girls and now have penis'

karmaSUCKS321453 0

so we will consider that "growing a penis".. Do you think the OP is a tranny? You fail.

ohthebloodygore 16

That comment actually had nothing to do with the FML that's pretty obvious. I never said the op was a trannie nor did I imply it. It was a sidenote a joke, sheesh.

karmaSUCKS321453 0

your terrible at telling jokes then.

ohthebloodygore 16

well, it could be the same thing as stuff like boob size for girls?

karmaSUCKS321453 0

maybe, except for a girl with no boobs in not going to be able to hide the face that she has no boobs - stuffing the bra still doesn't give her all that much...

#151 Agreed. It's so pointless when girls stuff their bras or wear really padded bras that magically make them 2 cup sizes bigger. Once the bra comes off, some fella is going to be mighty disappointed...May as well just be honest about 'em rather than advertise them falsely.

^ this. A hand full is all you need ladies.

FFML_314 11

Lol, this is pretty damn funny. OP, I can't even say FML, because it sounds entertaining lol.

that's when you know you're dating a gay guy

rarr 0

..... Maybe reconsiter having a "small" boyfriend.

Claybomb94 0

You know this is totally off topic, but I haven't heard people call having sex "shagging" in forever! :D lol

Arsonnist 3

Not since Austin Powers for me.

ohthebloodygore 16

aha you need to visit England more then!

RedPillSucks 31

Ah yes. While waiting for a shag, he stepped out for a fag, and found a trollop, who knocked his boots off.