By 4fucksake - 18/07/2010 23:26 - Ireland

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Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
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smokergirl420 0

there's something wrong with that boy >.>

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hales1919 3

hahaha I love that he told you this

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paralyzingsilenc 0

he could just take a shower when he gets home...unless he likes showing his semi around men then I'd say fyl

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allplayedout 20

your boyfriend is about to become your gay friend...just stating the obvious

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DjeePee 24

1) he has a small penis 2) he thinks he has a small penis 3) he's gay 4) you're his first girlfriend and he wants to wait with sex That's all I can think off.

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abstar 0

5) He is frightened that if he has sec with OP she will realise his "semi" is actually him at full mast?

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tinaletto 0

and why won't he have sex with you ?? let's check out gay meter lol

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xXxbiancaxXx 0

I have absolutley no comment on that... except ya I'd b worried too

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owo_fml 9

This could easily have been a "I don't know what's worse" FML! Since it wasn't, I'll give the OP an FYL instead of the YDI she deserves for being ugly(:

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rextasy 0

Pam down kimmy5. I wanna see your ****!

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TonyTheTaiga 0

what if that semi turned to a fully erect penis?then he'll deffinately be called gay instead of trying to impress other guys.

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