Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see...

By fmylife117 - 17/02/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

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By Peter Steele love - 18/10/2015 00:49 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

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By ishouldntdrink - 10/01/2010 15:11 - United States

Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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Deep fake

By ohtheshame - 02/05/2011 08:34

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

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Now you know

By foolishgirl - 25/02/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

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Shot from both sides

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 12:00

Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Somessedup - 09/09/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML

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By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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mitchem 3

Friday 18 February 2011 1:26

hmm wonder what the next sexual harassment seminar is gonna be like

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Friday 18 February 2011 1:31

This is why we never let anyone play on our phones.

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seximexi911 10

Friday 18 February 2011 2:19

hahaha that's awesome. ask for a raise now lol

yaknowit 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 11:02

he may give her a different kind of 'raise'... she should be so lucky!

seximexi911 10

Friday 18 February 2011 2:19

hahaha that's awesome. ask for a raise now lol

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 18 February 2011 2:44

At least he didn't change them all to Harry Potter characters and you weren't sexy-texting Draco Malfoy for an hour :P

yazmi_09 3

Friday 18 February 2011 4:55

then Draco would be using his magic wand on her

krazy_glu3 0

Friday 18 February 2011 8:52

sexy-texting? uhhh don't they just call that sexting?

Alexxcunningham 0

Friday 18 February 2011 8:58

I'd so do this xD

docscientist 9

Friday 18 February 2011 2:48

She needs to put some finish on that hardwood.

kriptonite_fml 0

Friday 18 February 2011 3:06

is your boyfriend justin beiber, a kid to be doing all of this?

yesiyes 0

Friday 18 February 2011 8:06

ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Friday 18 February 2011 8:49

Fail... I hardly understood that .

nikki9tails 3

Friday 18 February 2011 3:14

totally lol

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Friday 18 February 2011 3:24

I expected to see a lot more " dump this idiot" comments. Is it just me or does anyone else agree?

Avenged7Gabe 0

Friday 18 February 2011 6:05

I actually do agree

yesiyes 0

Friday 18 February 2011 4:36

is your boss hot?(; if so,its all goood in da hood..

NoMoreRainbows 0

Friday 18 February 2011 4:59

that's punny

dansco 24

Friday 18 February 2011 6:11

A Win for your boyfriend ;)

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Same thing different taste

Deep fake

Now you know

Shot from both sides

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