Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in... - FML

By FYouBoyfriend - 30/08/2010 17:51 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 09:00 - United States

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Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML

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MimE_fml 0

Monday 30 August 2010 23:07

lmfao, nice

mfmylifesrsly 29

Monday 30 August 2010 23:16

tell him your ****** is tight his penis is just too small. :)

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OopsieDaisies 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:04

47-peace pics are so overrated

intyse331 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:09

That is so funny!!! Classic!!

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:20

ND NOPE 10 Fails once again!!!!

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Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:24

hahaha win!

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Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:38

what a nice compliment?

scooter69 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:56

that's too funny hahahahahahah

drylatino 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 8:12

Lmao!! hahaha

530boy 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 8:42

YDI for being obese.

MrBlonde88 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:12

140 = Fail

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Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:15

I'm down w/ number 13. maybe if you'd get off sometimes it wouldn't be so loose. if that's the case. maybe you just have a large ******

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