Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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perdix 31
24-hour taco shop? Is that what he calls your ******?
Leon_S_Kennedy 0
You're complaining that your boyfriend proposed to you?
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angryseatroll 5
Does it really matter where? Maybe he just wanted it to be sudden. Or maybe he spent a shit load on a ring and couldn't meet your "proposal standards" Be grateful. Not a bitch.
WorkThatButt 2
Who doesn't like tacos? بيل يبث يلا يس أ ت ن (للب لاتاتن ذجحن فقثي
theislandguy 0
Erm, sorry about the taco shop, but 'F*** Me I'm Famous' is the name of David Guetta's album compilations; YDI for not knowing the kind of music your bf listens to. And David Guetta is a DJ if you're ignorant on the subject.
FerrariCake 2
What is Dave Guetta if the OP is not ignorant on the subject? Why is Dave Guetta's profession conditional, and dependent on the knowledge of the OP?
raeofsunshinexox 0
Not knowing the name of a French electronic DJ's compilation CD does not make someone ignorant. And more than likely, it was a Famous Stars and Straps t-shirt, or some other trendy company and had absolutely nothing to do with said DJ.
StarElise 0
raeofsunshinexx - you're an idiot. what thisislandguy meant was (i think) that if someone is proposing to you with a DJs T Shirt on (his album and club night at Pacha in ibiza are called FMIF) and you didn't know that you clearly don't know what kind of music your boyfriend likes so cleary don't know him very well. so yes, i think it does matter that the OP didnt know.
Mischief109 11
Maybe she does know who the person is, but the shirt still said f*** me I'm famous. She's being materialistic and thinks low of him cuz he didn't dress up is her issue with his shirt.
ChurchofFagenism 0
congratulations!
Demonik_soldier 0
wow your caddy
anjyu22 0
God yes, I totally hate it when my boyfriend proposes to me.
lilcountrygirl 0
LMFAO that cracked me up.
la_vie_en_rose 0
Enough with the "my boyfriend proposed and it totally sucked" fmls. The type of proposal doesn't necessarily reflect your relationship or predict the future of your relationship either. Typical romantic proposals don't guarantee you'll be happy for the rest of your life.
shanisdaman 0
although i understand, at least u got a damn proposal...surprising 4 ur personality. itll be mad funny to tell it to everyone though haha "Honey, i need you to be with me for the rest of my life, will u marry me?" "TACO'S UP!"
anonacs 0
Welcome to the real world! I suggest you stop watching movies were everything is perfect, the let down of the real world is only gonna be worse.
Incubuss 0
So? Your boyfriend has just proposed to you and you're not happy because you would have liked it done a different way? Sorry princess, not everything happens like a Hollywood movie.