Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML
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Today, as I was getting out of the car, my 7-year-old son opened the door for me. I thought it was very gentlemanly of him to do that, until he smashed my thumb with the car door. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I leaned in to kiss my boyfriend goodnight at the door. He smiled sweetly, cupped my cheek… and then used his other hand to pull the last slice of pizza out of my hand and slam the door shut. FML
Today, I thought I'd be a suave gentleman by opening the car door for my date. The handle came off in my hand, and I had to spend the next 15 minutes pretending I was doing an impromptu repair on my piece of shit car, when I had no idea what I was doing. FML
Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4
Gotta hand it to you, that hurts.
fashionistaGirll 0
It was just an accident no need to do a crazy disgusting revenge...
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Comments (134)
SaRaBby786 0
Guesss thats his way off saying "you dont use your hand so well"
Matias_Says_FML 4
There goes your handjob abilities for a while!
cheer4ever96 8
Ouch! Tell him to kiss it now.
Author_1242 4
My boyfriend and I are still together and he isn't an ass. It was an accident and I understand completely.
whisperingeye13 0
103 what the **** is wrong with you?
blondie42094 0
atleast the thought was still there.
Jaxon26 0
I smash my fingers all the time and you don't see me bitching about... (not directed towards the comments)
sky_surfer79 6
Poor guy and he was just trying to be sweet to you. I hope you didn't break anything.
Arch27 27
Bad enough when you do that to yourself, but to have someone else shut the car door on your hand -- OUCH.
sirhobothesecond 3
oh shut up. I'm thirteen and I've experienced that three times in my life without a single tear.
raphanne_fml 33
Do you want a freaking medal? Everyone has experienced this situation once in their life! Do you hear other people complaining about it? It's not a my-life-sucks-more-than-yours contest! This website is about having a good laugh about little shitty situations happening every day! If you don't understand that why are you on FML?
lmao_wow10 3
uhmm nowhere in the FML does it say that she cried.. besides getting your hand slammed in something like that will still hurt like a bitch, whether you cry or not.