Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... Although if he does do anything else at least he'll be easily identifiable by his shitty tattoo.
sarbear293 4
Good thing you found out he was crazy early, eh?
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Comments (125)
sofia2012 4
Maybe that was his way of dumping you?
ksks1234 33
A face tattoo is still a psycho way to dump someone.
SpideyRules 9
FHL (**** His Life) He's obviously got major attachment issues and now he has a permanent reminder of you...
AshleyAndAshli 9
Hey baby, I got a tattoo of your face, on my face.
SamCat 21
I had an ex who would show up looking for me every couple of months with roses. We dated in high school! Anyways, 'til this day I am terrified of him. Don't be like me OP. This guy is not all there in his head.
sens3sfailing 25
it never said they met 3 days ago or just started flirting 3 days ago or whatever. then the comment could make sense. in this context though, you are just an idiot.
natalia7x 3
Jesus Christ, I can't believe people like this guy actually exists
StanSmith2013 26
How comes everyone has a stalker but me? It's just like I have never broken a bone either so I have no idea what the to feel like!
katties 27
I have had a few stalkers. When it's just mild thing where they're looking at you from far away or trying to be the same place as you are, it's pretty OK, especially if they're the same age as you. I also have one that I definitely don't like. It's a black man from north Africa that has problems with his legs. He's about 20 years older than me and I get quite scared every time I see his friends looking at me because he once stopped me on the street and wanted me to marry him... it may be paranoid, but I'm actually a bit afraid of his friends kidnapping me... he's been stalking me for about 7 years now and it's really no fun. It's basically a person that I don't want to talk to, but that wants to talk with me, who is way too old for me, who I'm avoiding, and it's nothing to brag about to your friends either - you don't feel proud for having a stalker - you feel scared...
crittr12 7
Am I the only one wondering how a temp tattoo of your face was made?
AllieCat21 21
I don't think it was temp...
outoftown 27
If you are really worried and a restraining order doesn't work, I hear it's quite warm in Australia. Best of luck.
symotomsofhope 5
Here's to hoping he doesn't stalk you.