By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
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rattusrattus 18

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... Although if he does do anything else at least he'll be easily identifiable by his shitty tattoo.

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sarbear293 4

Good thing you found out he was crazy early, eh?

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ICastillo 24

Run and don't look back and don't stop.

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Mopmob02 18

How could you, he was just trying to show his love for you! But really OP, it is a good thing you got out and didnt wait. Who knows what kind of craziness he would brought to your life. Just watch your back...

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Enslaved 36

Am I the only one wondering which cheek?

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Enslaved 36

I meant the left or right? (Do you believe me?) (:

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Nekogami 14

You two. Lol. I promise I'm not stalking you enslaved. You just amuse the shit out of me. Same as you noor. I can rely on you for some of the zaniest humour on here.

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perdix 29

That's your opinion. There's a fella out there who believes he's married to you. Good luck with your "divorce."

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Temi25 6

He ane't your boyfriend if its only 3 days

Shadow_Phantom 26

Overly-attached, much? Glad you got out of that one...

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nightowl713 25

Every relationship has to start out at some point. Your logic makes no sense.

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picturescrazy 24

You might not only be single, but dead soon too. I would call the cops and report him, he seems crazy and unbalanced /:

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skoob1 12

Could you explain to me why your boobs are in your profile picture, but your eyebrows aren't?

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buckdharma 36

Everytime he looks at his tat you'll hear that weird horror movie music, even if he's a hundred miles away.

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