Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... Although if he does do anything else at least he'll be easily identifiable by his shitty tattoo.
sarbear293 4
Good thing you found out he was crazy early, eh?
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Comments (125)
ICastillo 25
Run and don't look back and don't stop.
Mopmob02 18
How could you, he was just trying to show his love for you! But really OP, it is a good thing you got out and didnt wait. Who knows what kind of craziness he would brought to your life. Just watch your back...
Enslaved 38
Am I the only one wondering which cheek?
Enslaved 38
I meant the left or right? (Do you believe me?) (:
Nekogami 14
You two. Lol. I promise I'm not stalking you enslaved. You just amuse the shit out of me. Same as you noor. I can rely on you for some of the zaniest humour on here.
perdix 31
That's your opinion. There's a fella out there who believes he's married to you. Good luck with your "divorce."
Temi25 6
He ane't your boyfriend if its only 3 days
Shadow_Phantom 26
Overly-attached, much? Glad you got out of that one...
nightowl713 25
Every relationship has to start out at some point. Your logic makes no sense.
chelsearenaeee 16
Definitely a keeper.
nigsuzzi 3
Old joke is old
lokar_ogar 11
yeah, well you're a ******.
picturescrazy 24
You might not only be single, but dead soon too. I would call the cops and report him, he seems crazy and unbalanced /:
skoob1 12
Could you explain to me why your boobs are in your profile picture, but your eyebrows aren't?
itsharkley 8
Your sense of humor is killin me
buckdharma 38
Everytime he looks at his tat you'll hear that weird horror movie music, even if he's a hundred miles away.