Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... Although if he does do anything else at least he'll be easily identifiable by his shitty tattoo.
sarbear293 4
Good thing you found out he was crazy early, eh?
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Comments (125)
vaz_waseem 6
Since when did Gay men started going on dates with you?
Ebola_fml 20
Sounds made up to me
CharresBarkrey 16
If someone asks you to be their girlfriend and you agree, three days later he will have been your boyfriend for three days.
goalie01 9
Someone needs some relationship lessons lol. Watch your back front and both sides.
MakeTodayADTR 20
Pimp My Face: Yo, I heard you like faces, so we got you a face on your face, so you can look at a face while you look at your face!
ittybitttyme 8
Run.
jogihoppa8343 23
facial tattoos in just 3 days..sounds really GREAT!! I salute him for sacrificing his cheek for his great love.. this bastard son of Romeo must be honored with Nobel award.
kierabehr 8
Stalker much...
glittercookies 12
I wonder what the tattoo artist thought. Don't they sometimes ask questions like, "so how long have you been dating this girl?"
Epikouros 32
Since it was a crude tattoo, maybe he inked himself.
matt_sterbait 4
HA. Aint nobody have time for dat