Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... Although if he does do anything else at least he'll be easily identifiable by his shitty tattoo.
sarbear293 4
Good thing you found out he was crazy early, eh?
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Comments (125)
10showgirl 16
Ok.... So if you start getting stalked, you need to write down each incident so that when things get serious, the police will be able to make an arrest... Because it's hard to prove that someone's stalking you. I think you should watch your back because he's clearly obsessed with you.
MNBOY16 15
You must be amazing.... Or he is batshit crazy!
outoftown 27
I'll guess Door Number Two. Not enough info for Number One.
akiahara 14
Well... that escalated quickly.
DracoSpirita 21
In the app, the position of the comment box makes it appear as though the boob in your profile picture is commenting. I know this has absolutely nothing to do with the story, but I found it utterly amusing.
chelsearenaeee 16
I'm sure she planned it that way
drkrissy1331 12
Id go with he is batshit crazy!! Get out of this mess now!
pattayarick 8
Sorry, that's not a FML. You got out early before you had to much invested in him. You're damn lucky
doritowhore 9
And this, boys and girls, is why you shouldn't socialize and really should stay on your computers. Pfft, who needs fresh air, or humanly company?
Bemilu 4
Yeah, I bet. And if you look closely, you can see BS seeping through your screen.
xsarax_fml 10
Ok so I watch a lot of Stalked on Investigation Discovery and they usually start out with these psychos...watch your back! Cuz that's beyond creepy.
phillipMFdgaf 2
Ur fault for leading a future wife
zandalee 20
What the **** ??
_Oblivion_ 12
Run. Run as fast as you can