Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... Although if he does do anything else at least he'll be easily identifiable by his shitty tattoo.
sarbear293 4
Good thing you found out he was crazy early, eh?
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Comments (125)
Ayeasha 7
Should have taken a pen and write "alone" next to forever, because that's what he's going to be due to that tattoo. P.s get a restraining order
your_ma 27
Jesus Christ this is so made up it's ridiculous. At least if you'd said arm it might have been slightly convincing :/
kittenmeownyan 18
Run Forrest run
katties 27
Poor you and poor that guy with issues. He was so happy for his relationship that he got a tattoo of you, and you broke up with him. But yes, VERY crazy and I would probably be afraid of what he might do because of the break up. I really hope he's not violent, but definitely FYL anyway, and I hope he won't stalk you...
UMadBro_87 3
So u dump guys for showing affection? Wow you're a keeper.
graphicstyle7 17
You think this is "showing affection"???? Giving flowers after three days is showing affection. Getting something permanent on your face is absolutely crazy. This isn't the movies, it's real life. I'm worried for you, if you think behavior like that means "affection"... More like they are a little nuts and this unfortunate person is the object of an obsession.
JiggyBoo123 11
That's not just showing affection. After three days, you know what's normal? Flowers, candy, a movie, maybe sharing a soda or something, going out to dinner, etc. You know what's not normal? GETTING A TATTOO OF THEIR FACE ON YOUR FACE. AFTER THREE DAYS. This person needs MENTAL HELP. It's not showing affection, that's showing his lunacy. This guy is clearly overly attached and that could lead to SERIOUS abuse in the near future for OP.
docscientist 10
Then that leaves too much ambiguity and this fml poorly communicates context.
katykoolcat 13
Wow i love how people just judge calling others creep n all. How do you know how true or how much of it is true anywAy? Why would someone get a tattoo for life over someone who clearly dont love em yet. Say all you like but at end day you dont know whats true.
graphicstyle7 17
Um... because you are mentally ill?
madmoony 6
If a person gets a tattoo on his face, he's already an idiot. And if that tattoo is of someone he has dated for three days, he has severe issues that he really should seek help for.
SiriusBlack97 17
I had a boyfriend like that. After six days, I didn't text him back for an hour so called me repeatedly accusing me of cheating and not caring about him. I broke up with him a few days later.
Hoosiers1 1
Ya it's gotta be four days duh
DracoSpirita 21
Escalate how? Like sneakily taking a picture of her while she's in the shower and then getting her entire body inked over his?