Today, my boyfriend of over a year said that being in a relationship is pointless. When I responded that I couldn't picture my life without him, he said he couldn't picture his life without our cat. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he thinks about long term relationships. He said, "Our relationship is kinda like having a dog. Chances are, your dog is going to die pretty quickly, before you do. Dogs and humans just aren't meant to be together forever." He compared me to a dying dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years told me he isn’t sure if he wants to marry me, despite us talking for years about it. He’s worried about what will happen to our cats if we were to ever get divorced. FML
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Today, after losing his job, I reassured my boyfriend by telling him I'd rather be with him living in a cardboard box than to be without him. He responded by telling me he'd rather be dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he isn't sure about me anymore. He said he saw a quote on Facebook that a guy can be with a girl for 10 years, then leave, and be with a girl for one and marry that girl. Meanwhile, I've been planning on the rest of my life with him in my head. FML
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Top comments
almost_there44 26
You already know what to do, you're just waiting on somebody to say it. He doesn't value relationships, but you do. It's not going to work out in the long run because you can't change him. It's better to get out sooner rather than later.
xxDeeStar 27
Probably better to let go when you're emotionally ready. And make sure to take the cat with you!!!
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Comments (58)
ezrajab 22
Sounds like he is a keeper
andrmac 25
Run!! Leave the cat he will just be the crazy cat lady instead of you.
Im_Elfie 11
Steal his cat
nirosodapop 7
In the perspective of someone who likes being with someone but dislikes the entire relationship shenanigan, he may mean relationships in general but still enjoy being with you. But seriously, cats are the best, I'd pick my cat over my significant other any day.
RogueWarrior869 23
Is this new for him that you know of? Something about this phrasing brings depression to mind, but I don't know you, him or the full details. Hope you two can have a proper discussion on it sooner rather than later. Best of luck.
Clyobutt 4
Keep the cat, **** him.
HaleyMeredith 13
Has his priorities straight I see
creditless 14
he meant "our cat" as in "your ******"... definitely a compliment taken out of context