Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML
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Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML
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Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out why my now ex-boyfriend abruptly dumped me out of nowhere. Turns out his friend separated from her husband, and apparently, “the opportunity is too good to pass up.” We’ve been together for 5 years, and have a kid together. FML
Today, my boyfriend, and father of my son, announced that he’s leaving me for my best friend. His reasoning is that he feels bad that she’s a single mom. When I pointed out that by him leaving me, I’ll also be a single mom, he responded with, "But at least she has her pre-pregnancy body back." FML
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badbe 0
I doubt that's the real reason.
CateXOX 0
Your boyfriend should have been more dedicated to you than his "drinking friends".
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Comments (92)
Fr3nChii 0
get as much child support out uv dat dumasx!!
a_nutritionist 10
sounds like your lifeplan.
looopylemon 0
what a douche!
e2m2cent 0
what an ass...
bloodycherries_fml 3
sweetheart, I think u guys sped things up way too fast... should have waited.
geeksaresexy 18
How long should she have waited? 5yrs? 10? what?
stefml123 5
Have u ever heard of a condom?!
karmennn 0
that's why you get married!
geeksaresexy 18
Marriage doesn't stop someone walking out on you!
SumGayGai 0
way to pick a winner idiot
isteadymob 4
classic bro nuff said
PepsiMerch 4
Bros before hoes
gondor17 0
ydi for having a kid with him
zeta24 0
go off and become famous. then he will come begging at ur knees and u can embarass him on the world stage. works every time.