Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
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Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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ahhrealmonsters 0
Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!
ricin_poisoning 0
People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.
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erijgio89248 0
wow he is an asshole. id have him pay for lazer surgery to get it removed.
fml1358 0
your boyfriend is such an asshole. i'd definitely make him pay to get it removed. also if you do get it removed try not to think about him. because he is obviously an asshole making you have to deal with getting a tattoo just for you to most likely get it removed someday. so instead of actually crying about a breakup that isn't even worth it you should just move on with your life and forget about him. he definitely isn't worth it
agifttotearapart 0
What an asshole. While I don't think you deserved it, it's never a good idea to tattoo your partner's name on yourself. I've always thought it was kinda like a jinx.
love_jd13 0
OP, ahh that was such a dick move of him! Why would he do that to someone who he's been with for two years? And why would he think that you would want a reminder of the person who broke your heart branded on you? Either he wanted revenge/to be an asshole, or he's really just that stupid. You shouldn't have given in to him, though... but you're better off without him. I guess you could get it removed (I would also make him pay for it), or at least change it around into something cool (if possible) like Johnny Depp did. Sorry to hear about this, but best of luck. #5 - His tattoo is still cool! Meaningful AND clever. :D
babyitsfact 0
he's an idiot. but.. you shouldn't have the gotten the tattoo. because, well, you may break up sooner or later. so YDI.
rosiegrewup 0
I think that actually constitutes pure evil.
paintballboy 0
hahahahaha you kinda deserve that one.....but you should knock him out, and do a home-made tattoo on him that says asshole XD lol
OrgasmicRainbow 0
Wow, that ******* sucks. I thought it was common sense never to get a tattoo of a boyfriend or girlfriend's name, no matter how long you've been dating..but damn. That was a shitty thing of him to do. I'd knock his ass out, and make him pay to get it removed. Where on you did you get it done at?
takemeonthefloor 0
WOW. FYL girl, FYL!
ashes2ashes 0
what a selfish, stupid ****! (him, i mean) he is an asshole! i'd pay some chick to hook up w/ him, and do the same! or, if you don't wanna do that, get an addition behind his name and say '_____ is an ass/ a prick!' good luck girl!