Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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ahhrealmonsters 0
Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!
ricin_poisoning 0
People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.
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tmoneyy 0
wow im sorry, theres always lasic surgery.
_pk_ 0
He's an idiot, no doubt. But YDI anyway for listening to him. Tattooing your boyfriend's name is stupid. You never know if you'll end up wanting to erase it.
AnaMaree 0
FYL and YDI. Tell him to pay for laser removal.
shesosweet24 0
Quite frankly, you're an idiot. haha sorry. i feel bad for you cause that would suck but seriously...not the smartest choice. and #310 i'm quite deeply in love with my boyfriend. and yes, it is an amazing feeling. But that doesnt mean i'm stupid enough to go get his name tattooed on me. there's ALWAYS the possibility that sometime in the future, a couple might break up. No matter how much in love they may be. An appropriate time to get your lover's name tattooed would be when you're old and have been married to them for several years. and when I say old, i mean like 70.
FMLfangirl89 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry but thats really really funny! also reaaaaaaaallly stupid of you. thats why you NEVER get someones name tattooed on you..never. sorry but you're dumb and YDI
pike1790 0
If you dated him for 2 years... You already know how big of a douchebag this guy is.. Your fault just as much as his.
SpittingVenom 0
106 said it perfectly.
123sploosh 0
**** him, he's not important
sickinlove13 0
lmfao. If my boyfriend was willing to pay for a tattoo on my body of his name [which I'm completely against], I would ask him if he's getting my name tattooed on his or if we can get matching tattoos [which I'm also against], otherwise something's definitely up. Did you not ask questions?
wickedgrl13 0
well here's an easy solution: buy a dog and name it after your ex. then you can tell ppl that you got your dog's name tattooed on you. Then you won't look like a dumbass for having your ex's name on your body XD 492: isn't Lasic surgery for the eyes?