Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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ahhrealmonsters 0
Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!
ricin_poisoning 0
People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.
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jay_lawrence 0
i say FML & YDI...rule number one never put your boyfriend/girlfriend name on you. second he's an ass for doing that to you. just put R.I.P. next to his name or must die. lol
FmyGAYlife 0
omg!!! im sooo sorry, that sucks dude!!! omg i would have punched him (well maybe i would have kicked his ass also) but im soo sorry, man that really does suck. and i agree with #410 lol i like her idea. and the dude is an ass, you should get him back
RxSkater 0
I love tattoos but that is exactly why u dont get dumbass tattoos with boy/girlfriendsnames, faces and shit bc when they turn their back on u ur stuck with a shitty memory hahaha u definitly deserve that one
metawarr556 3
I would personally never agree to get a tattoo with a boy/girlfriend's name on it, or any tattoo at all, but honestly, that is the most sadistic, douchebag thing to do. Seriously, I might sue him.
ZiggyMorrison 0
I think you should just find a boyfriend with the same name as your ex there PROBMLEM SOLVED
primogen18 0
How can anyone NOT click YDI? Tattoo of a BOYFRIEND? How stupid can you be? That guy must have known you would be dumb enough to fall for that. If I were the artist I would have had to stop myself from chuckling the entire time. Your ex isn't an douche, he kicks ass, you're the douchebag. Tattoos are meant to be PERMANENT. You just let 2 years of your life define you forever, congrats and please don't breed.
Polionixon 2
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GET SOMEONE ELSES NAME TATTOOD ON YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't care how much you love that person chances are you will break up someday. He is also a douche for coming up with that plan lol i agree with the guy above me
Exitus99 0
Ahhh that sucks :(
Zero2Sixty 0
YDI X]
leahhhhh 0
what a douche!!! that totally sucks. sorry :/