Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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ahhrealmonsters 0
Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!
ricin_poisoning 0
People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.
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Noxx_fml 0
ouch that sucks. Pain physically and emotionally. Get that laser removed and have the bill sent to him. When he refuses to pay for it, sue him for: - Laser removal - Court fees _ lawyer fees If he knew going into the pre-tattooing that he was going to break up with you then he's liable for all charges. Most likely the lawyer fees fill cost more than the laser removal so that alone should get him to pay for the removal. Just do what everyone does these days, sue his jackass for the pain he caused you. Though talk with a lawyer first before you do anything. Seriously, do it. What a douche.
fml1358 0
man ur bf if such an ass. thats so ruff i feel horrible 4 u
coffeennicotine 0
YDI. How many times do people have to tell you NEVER get a tattoo with someone's name on it, it ruins the relationship. But seriously, that's ****** up. He deserves to be junk punched.
baby_love 0
since everyone already pointed out how dumb that was, i'll just avoid that and say : LASER REMOVAL. And payback ... you have to get him back, he's an asshole and what kind of a jerk breaks up with someone like that?
christopherlove 0
I could only WISH to PWN some stupid bitch like yourself as hard as he pwnd you. Tell him I said well played.
JENNYBABYY 0
damnnnnn that sucks :( but why would you get taht in the first place?
christopherlove 0
#318... what exactly could she sue him for? He didn't force her to get a tattoo. She did it of her own free will. As far as I know there's no law about breaking up with somebody. Give me a break. There's no case here. No lawyer would take such a case. No judge would hear such a case. It'd be laughed out of a courtroom, not that it could ever make it as far as a courtroom.
maryellenbaby 0
LMFAO #323 Christopherlove- that made my day, that was the most amazing thing i have read.
poobear 0
you definitely deserve it for getting the tattoo
megelin 0
yeah..there's absolutely no way you DON'T deserve that.