Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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ahhrealmonsters 0
Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!
ricin_poisoning 0
People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.
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myuselestwocents 0
haha, someone probably already said this: just keep dating guys with the same name
Ghost82 0
If you're dumb enough to get someone's name tattooed on you, you're dumb enough to get dumped by them in the same day. I don't care if this is real or fake... gave me a laugh.
shadow_child 0
That's so ridiculous. Yeah, it wasn't the smartest thing for you to get his name tattooed on yourself, but there's no point in dwelling on it now. Hopefully it was done on an inconspicuous spot. Good luck getting it removed or changed. Better he's out of your life sooner rather than later.
ProZilver 0
lol that's soooooo awesome im gonna have to try that one some day xD
blue_dude 0
no one desevrves not only being broken up with, but being essentially tricked into being scarred for life. Although, depending how complicated it is, alot of good tattoo places are good at cover up jobs; you will need to wait till it has healed properly first though
maiden_girl 5
That is so f*cked up! Are you getting it removed?
mbargozz 0
He is an absolute ******* PRICK!
nikki1001 0
Here's how I look at it: He was an important part of you life. While he's not part of it now, at least you can look back and know that at one time, he was important. However, that is why you NEVER get a name, maybe something that reminds you of them, if anything. Unless you're married. But even then, getting their name is iffy.
LJtheGreat 0
#127- See if you can still abort the kid, the last thing the world needs is someone as dumb as you and your ex-bf.
kristina3514 0
Here's a tattoo rule to live by. Only tattoo you childrens or mother's name. Even if something ****** up happens chances are you will still love them. Also how did you spend 2 years with this guy and not know he was an asshole. Due to the severity of what he did...it couldn't possibly be the 1st asshole-ish thing he has done. It sucks this happened but you walked right into it girl!