Today, my boyfriend met my mom. He was curious as to how my mom had a better ass than mine when she was twice my age. FML
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So this actually happened a few years ago. Last week a couple of friends and I were talking about funny/awkward relationships and I remembered this story. Decided to submit it but didn't think it would get published. By the way, no-we are no longer together but that is for unrelated reasons.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Tripartita 45
And then he met your brother and asked how he had a better ass than you despite being male. You began to question his sexua—but wait, in came the dog… and your BF was curious as to how he had a better ass than you despite being canine. Then you got the **** outta there.
Soninuva 41
By any chance is your name Stacey?
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Comments (27)
ab290 10
Ask him how his dad has a much bigger dick than him when he is twice his age :D
fmyinternet 13
He just had to ass-k. I'm so sorry
creditless 14
he was just making your mom feel good... I'm sure you've got the better ass lol
RichardPencil 32
Men know that when the look at a girl's mom, he sees his future. He should be happy that your ass is just going to continue to get better as you age.
mermaidkeels 26
So this actually happened a few years ago. Last week a couple of friends and I were talking about funny/awkward relationships and I remembered this story. Decided to submit it but didn't think it would get published. By the way, no-we are no longer together but that is for unrelated reasons.
tmj25789 23
#15 how did you respond to him when he made that comment?
Soninuva 41
By any chance is your name Stacey?
cuz803 46
Twice the age, twice the better looking ass! It runs in your family OP
ollygollymolly 6
My Mom's is better than mine. She does crossfit while I'm lazy and watch Netflix after work ;p
wmayrhofer 18
We're all curious!
blueknight1st 26
She must work out.
TelephoneChoir 10
Okay but why is he even looking at your mom's ass? I mean, I get that when you see someone every day in class or something it's kind of inevitable to maybe possibly notice at some point, but considering your boyfriend just met your mom, he sounds like a pervert.