Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing Slender, when I caught a glimpse of the Slenderman. I jumped in my chair, letting rip a huge fart in the process. Nobody heard it, but only because my shrieks of terror drowned out the sound. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, it was my first time sleeping at my boyfriend’s house. I happened to have an incredibly realistic nightmare in which I woke up to thousands of centipedes crawling all over my body. My boyfriend got to watch me scream and slap myself repeatedly. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML
Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML
Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML
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b_rizo 6
that is fabulous. I love your boyfriend
ICastillo 25
Time for scare pranks to begin OP. scare him every chance you get.
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Comments (140)
ColbyGB 13
Your boyfriends a troll :p at least he has a good sense of humor!!
99megster 15
FYL, that would be so scary! But that's also kind of awesome of your boyfriend to plan out such a scary prank. You're gonna laugh about it later ;D
hienzburgess 9
you're boyfriends cool. keep him. he makes life more interesting to say the least.
BongRipsForJesus 7
*Your *boyfriend's. Damn, don't schools teach you how to use apostrophes?
HeartOfLead 24
This would have not scared me the slightest... Now if I heard static, my trousers would be no more.
brackaman 18
A shadowy murderer scares you less than a perfectly normal occurrence? Time to reevaluate your priorities there.
PerditaDessa 38
Time to brush up on your horror, 61.
ShyAnn29 15
61, you know slender man isn't real, right?
LolFMLnot 10
Your boyfriend sounds amazing, at least you know you ll never get bored with him
srgspartan117 8
Depends If he got the goods for bed haha
chelsearenaeee 16
**** that shit.
AllegroRubato 16
Your boyfriend sounds like a really cool dude. Scary prank though, I understand why you're upset. :)
thatdangmexican 18
Your boyfriend is a legend!
iAmLauRawr 10
Hide a Kirby in his wardrobe and let it make demonic noises through the night ;) (old FML reference anyone?)
Izabushel 65
LOL, it was a Furby, not a Kirby. 7 March 2011. You could hide a Kirby if they were afraid of vacuum cleaners.
iAmLauRawr 10
I had a feeling that i may have used the wrong name haha :) also how did you find out about the date? you either have an amazing memory or theres a feature i am not aware of o.o
Izabushel 65
I have an amazing memory :). No, I have read through all the site and I do have a good memory. I take it you are using some form of mobile device. You can use the search function on a mobile device but its a little tricky. The only way I know if doing that is a roundabout way. If you are using the computer, up on the top right there is a search field which will take you straight to the FML, but you have to remember a term used in it. You can also search for all comments made by a member, FML's they submitted etc. Its quite handy for FML addicts.
KatjaM 15
I don't think I would be so cool with being terrified like that either, OP. But then again, if I get too scared I have an asthma attack. Your boyfriend is original and spontaneous, but a bit of a jerk since he knew you were really scared.