By pubemilkshake - 08/12/2014 02:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML
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NeoMatrix25 12

Girls milkshakes may bring all the boys to the yard, but his milkshake will bring her nausea and nightmares

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3051628 24

That's completely filthy and uncalled for, I'm sorry you were tricked into all of that. Hopefully you can have a discussion with him and make sure something like that doesn't happen again OP.

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42069666 18

dump that sick idiot

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PennyLane27 32

Either he was kidding to make you squirm (dumb joke)... or he went to some great lengths to make pubes look like poppies!

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Emmers__27 7

Dafuq is wrong with him?? That's a disgustingly sick sense of "humour"

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R3TROxLOV3 32

How did you not feel the hairs sliding down your throat?

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Rawrshi 25

This is why we can't have nice things.

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Garnetshaddow 30

And if she threw it on the floor... That's how you get ants.

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angelk19 22

Relationship done.

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ZannityZan 13

WTF? That's gross. What prompted him to do something that disgusting? Does he just have a sick sense of humour, or was he getting back at you for something you did? Either way, ewwww. FYL, OP! :/

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ChimeRaOfficial 12

What kind of Poppy Seeds would look like pubes?

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