Today, my boyfriend kicked me out and threatened to get a restraining order after I called him an asshole. I'm 16 weeks pregnant and over 1,000 miles away from my parents' house. FML
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Today, it's been a week since my girl told me she's pregnant and I fled town in a panic. I realized how badly I fucked up and called her, begging to come back. When I showed up at her house, her brothers kicked my ass and threw me in the street, promising to wring me dry for child support. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend of 5 years that I was pregnant. He gave me an ultimatum. Either I "get rid of it" because he’s "not ready to be a dad" or he’ll "put me out on the streets." I’m unemployed and have nowhere to go if I keep it. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ghosted me when he learned I was pregnant, I stormed to his house to tell his wife about us to get back at him. Turns out he gave me a fake address, because the cops were called on me after I screamed at some random woman who lived there. FML
Today, I got pregnant even though I was on birth control. The father is nowhere to be found and I don’t even know his last name. My parents kicked me out of the house because apparently, “I’m an adult, so make adult choices.” I’m too scared to get an abortion. I’m at my wits' end. All due to failed birth control. FML
Today, I had to make the heartbreaking decision to end my engagement after my fiancé agreed to let several of his obnoxious family members move in without even asking me. He says 'family over everything' but what does that make me? To make matters harder, I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my husband kicked me out because I told him I'm having an abortion. He just doesn't understand that with the way our country is right now, and how bad the economy is, it's just not a good idea to have kids at the present time. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an ultimatum: either get an abortion, or he’ll move out to go work for his brother, and good luck chasing him up for child support because his brother lives abroad. FML
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Top comments
Codezlol 21
I know there's two sides to every story, but him doing that to his pregger girlfriend makes him a douchbag by default
alstbv12 13
Sounds like he deserved much worse than "asshole"
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Comments (201)
Bluekaren16 19
Maybe just maybe her boyfriend doesn't know she is pregnant. It was still a dick move though. He could have sent her back home.
twinkiefeets 17
If it makes you feel any better, you can't get a restraining order for calling someone an asshole.
crazytwinsmom 25
I've always been pro choice but I can't imagine abortion at 24 weeks. Even at 12 weeks a fetus looks a lot like a baby with arms and legs moving around, not just a blob in there. They even have personalities then. I could tell my twins' genders at 12 weeks by the way they were kicking differently, boy vs girl. In extreme cases, such as rape, you would know early enough. Later on if the mother's health is in danger then medical technology is a big help for both.
Inciter 33
That's awful. No matter what you said, there's no reason to kick a pregnant woman out of the house. I hope things work out for you and your baby.
bobslawnservice 16
It sounds like pregnancy hormones (And living with a women suffering from them.) caused a normal argument to go nuclear. Both parties need to step back, take a break for a few hours to cool off and then apologise, forgive each other, learn from this and get on with their lives.
DDCA 24
Tell him to get the sand out of his ******.
newyorkcityguy 9
" Any man who whines about havin to take care of a kid should've worn a ******* condom." You do realize that by this logic you are saying that any women who had a baby with a man willingly(not raped)should not be allowed to have an abortion, because "any woman who whines about having to take care of a kid should have used birth control." Now do you realize how biased these two statements sound?
Kitten_Calderon 14
Call your parents And move back home or in with family, you don't need the stress especially being pregnant
Thr33to16 8
Bitches be cray. Hormones aren't a get out of jail free card. You're living in his house and then call him an asshole. Congrats.
mintstashinurtea 5
time to dumb his ass and make the asshole pay child support