Today, my boyfriend kicked me out and threatened to get a restraining order after I called him an asshole. I'm 16 weeks pregnant and over 1,000 miles away from my parents' house. FML
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Today, it's been a week since my girl told me she's pregnant and I fled town in a panic. I realized how badly I fucked up and called her, begging to come back. When I showed up at her house, her brothers kicked my ass and threw me in the street, promising to wring me dry for child support. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend of 5 years that I was pregnant. He gave me an ultimatum. Either I "get rid of it" because he’s "not ready to be a dad" or he’ll "put me out on the streets." I’m unemployed and have nowhere to go if I keep it. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ghosted me when he learned I was pregnant, I stormed to his house to tell his wife about us to get back at him. Turns out he gave me a fake address, because the cops were called on me after I screamed at some random woman who lived there. FML
Today, I got pregnant even though I was on birth control. The father is nowhere to be found and I don’t even know his last name. My parents kicked me out of the house because apparently, “I’m an adult, so make adult choices.” I’m too scared to get an abortion. I’m at my wits' end. All due to failed birth control. FML
Today, I had to make the heartbreaking decision to end my engagement after my fiancé agreed to let several of his obnoxious family members move in without even asking me. He says 'family over everything' but what does that make me? To make matters harder, I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my husband kicked me out because I told him I'm having an abortion. He just doesn't understand that with the way our country is right now, and how bad the economy is, it's just not a good idea to have kids at the present time. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an ultimatum: either get an abortion, or he’ll move out to go work for his brother, and good luck chasing him up for child support because his brother lives abroad. FML
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Top comments
Codezlol 21
I know there's two sides to every story, but him doing that to his pregger girlfriend makes him a douchbag by default
alstbv12 13
Sounds like he deserved much worse than "asshole"
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Comments (201)
Dead_Fox 17
I'm very much interested in the other side of this story... The boyfriend is probably an asshole, but, as is typical with these domestic issues, OP is probably a lying bitch too.
Dead_Fox 17
OP never said she was pregnant with HIS baby, just sayin...
katykoolcat 13
Why do women these days go out with mugs and get pregnant. Find a nice man who treats you nice, marry him and explore world a little then bring a child into the world.
katykoolcat 13
Soz yeh but pregnant or not? You cAlled him an asshole so what? Me and my fiancé always fight much muchh worse than this but at end of the day were adults and not kids to throw one another out thats pathetic. His not even a man. He either does not want you or the kid so thats his excuse or his a complete pathetic loser.
VampTat 10
Sounds like the perfect "16 and Pregnant" story if you're a teenager.
rokolodo 10
Why she has to go back to the parents. Did you consult your parents if you could get laid? This is your business deal with it. You had sex without thinking of consequences. Don't go sticking this problem back to your parents.
Zebediabolical 45
Breaking up with someone is domestic violence? Wow.
Maycontainnuts 17
I'm sure she did more than just call him an arsehole, but the things that gets me about this is that he's onto just throwing her out onto the street, he's throwing the unborn child out too.
Jacqui_Meowth 11
No-one has explored the possibility that maybe the boyfriend is suffering a 'sympathy pregnancy' and is also hormonal as ****. In that case, the story becomes: the boyfriend did something to make OP call him an asshole, which normally wouldn't have affected him but because he is also hormonal because of the sympath pregnancy, he overreacted. In no way does it make the name calling or the overreaction okay but it does explain the boyfriend's action in a way that he's not abusive. Just give him and yourself some time too cool off and see if you can talk in a neutral space, like a coffee shop, and talk it through.
AliveLikeFire 7
Do you not realize how unlikely that is?
Jacqui_Meowth 11
According to research it is far more common than people think and while most men do not get full-blown pregnancy symptoms, hormonal issues, food cravings and morning sickness are the most common symptoms of sympathy pregnancy. And the timeline fits too, with sympathy pregnancy occurring during the third and fourth month of pregnancy and them again in months 7 through 9.
JLBeauregard 5
What a whiny bitch... the boyfriend I mean