Today, my boyfriend kicked me out and threatened to get a restraining order after I called him an asshole. I'm 16 weeks pregnant and over 1,000 miles away from my parents' house. FML
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Today, it's been a week since my girl told me she's pregnant and I fled town in a panic. I realized how badly I fucked up and called her, begging to come back. When I showed up at her house, her brothers kicked my ass and threw me in the street, promising to wring me dry for child support. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend of 5 years that I was pregnant. He gave me an ultimatum. Either I "get rid of it" because he’s "not ready to be a dad" or he’ll "put me out on the streets." I’m unemployed and have nowhere to go if I keep it. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ghosted me when he learned I was pregnant, I stormed to his house to tell his wife about us to get back at him. Turns out he gave me a fake address, because the cops were called on me after I screamed at some random woman who lived there. FML
Today, I got pregnant even though I was on birth control. The father is nowhere to be found and I don’t even know his last name. My parents kicked me out of the house because apparently, “I’m an adult, so make adult choices.” I’m too scared to get an abortion. I’m at my wits' end. All due to failed birth control. FML
Today, I had to make the heartbreaking decision to end my engagement after my fiancé agreed to let several of his obnoxious family members move in without even asking me. He says 'family over everything' but what does that make me? To make matters harder, I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my husband kicked me out because I told him I'm having an abortion. He just doesn't understand that with the way our country is right now, and how bad the economy is, it's just not a good idea to have kids at the present time. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an ultimatum: either get an abortion, or he’ll move out to go work for his brother, and good luck chasing him up for child support because his brother lives abroad. FML
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Top comments
Codezlol 21
I know there's two sides to every story, but him doing that to his pregger girlfriend makes him a douchbag by default
alstbv12 13
Sounds like he deserved much worse than "asshole"
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simsgirlgem 25
Dump his Ass my sister is getting divorced in March and the asshole cut the breaks on the van my sister uses to take my nieces and nephew to school bad enough he wants my sister dead but willing to put three innocent children in danger to get her these men shhould be killed when discovered
tacojauns 45
Does 16 weeks sound weird to anyone else?
Evie_fml 14
No, because pregnancies are calculated in weeks and not months. A full-term pregnancy is actually 40 weeks, not 9 months.
tacojauns 45
Thank you I was seriously curious, just all my life when I would ask a pregnant woman how far along she was she would say it in months. I've never personally heard it in week
vadaaa 11
In my experience, some people also use weeks in the earlier portion of pregnancy and months later on (7 months.. 8 months.. Etc)
osm1989_fml 6
I sincerely hope that you find somewhere else to stay. Leave. Don't look back. I am currently about six months pregnant and on my own, and it can be done. It's tough and stressful as hell and even terrifying at first, but I'd rather be doing this on my own than raise my child with her shitty father. I know it's probably nearly impossible to view this in a positive light right now, but I hope that you come to realize that you have been presented with an opportunity that will make you a much wiser and stronger woman. Don't let him drag you down; just strive to be a kickass mom. That's what matters.
Pensu 12
Good luck to you and OP :)
mham1732 3
Well maybe you shouldn't have decided to have a kid out of wed lock
SamCat 21
Yes, because marriage fixes everything. Right?
marcranger 29
Oh yes indeed, 75. Marriage is the number one cure for assholism, don'tcha know.
honestjane 22
Oh yeah, everyone knows that marriage automatically fixes guys that are assholes. It's not a personality trait or anything like that.
ColbyGB 13
That's really low of him, have the kid, and make him pay child support!
thats_my_job 11
Not much choice really at this point. If they aren't together it will be court ordered.
10showgirl 16
That is controlling behavior. I would get out of there.....
keeper801 8
Couldn't have put it better myself.
lovelyohhmee 8
Im not defending him but just Maybe he is overwhelmed by you being pregnant and overly emotional over being called an A - hole, so just make sure if the idiot does it again you have some money and get on a bus and go home, no need to stress yourself its not good for you or the baby. Good luck.
Ms_ValS 27
MsKati, u're saying a woman should have an abortion just because the GUY doesn't want the baby? **** THAT. Crazy bitch.
The_F3rris 11
Take out AND a restraining order!?!?! Oh dear.