Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
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Top comments
whatsittoyabitch 15
Tell him to hand over his glasses so you could try and find his penis :)
dudeman1212 22
What a ****.
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Comments (55)
noodleboix 10
Your boyfriend is a jackass
chidexy 21
Then I guess for your sake he should stop wearing glasses
taylorbrown97 23
Sounds like a keeper.
worldclassrager 41
That's because the glasses make his vision fuzzy......let's go with that...
JuzReading 23
Your boyfriend is a funny one!! Not .. haha
aliciavanham 13
His penis and personality have something in common. They both should be bigger.
grunt_fml 17
Hm, why do you know the size of his penis? At least he has big balls, so...
YouKnowIMeantMe_ 21
Aspies always mean well. A little patience and you have paradise right there.
shine999 12
Break his glasses. You now have a good reason to do so..just saying.
Rababco 29
The comments towards OP's boyfriend are pretty harsh. Considering OP's username he probably has Aspergers and meant well but didn't know any better. He probably didn't even know that what he said upset her until she told him. I have similar problems, sometimes I'll say or do something that annoys or offends someone because I don't know any different.
pinkstardust 9
Ouch