Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
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Top comments
whatsittoyabitch 15
Tell him to hand over his glasses so you could try and find his penis :)
dudeman1212 22
What a ****.
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Comments (55)
siggy_mcsigx 22
in reference to OP's name: "aspie?" Does your boyfriend have Asperger's and therefore not know social cues? Like wat
GRubi 17
Wow. He really knows how to sweet talk his woman.
demonfacee 14
He must like how hot you look when you're blurry.
Abianne 3
My first thought was 'but what if he's longsighted?' ... then I realised it probably wouldn't be an FML in that case. But maybe he's not super short sighted?
GatherTheMice 15
Beauty is in the blind eye of the beholder...?
dustin007 15
Time to find a new bf
JKPwnage 27
Aspies unite!
sassy2085 16
Nothing like soft filtering to enhance your looks. I am sure he thinks you are hot with or without his glasses.
CenturionK 3
I hope he was being sarcastic. If not, dump his ass.
brewmasterg 34
By the OP's name it sounds like her boyfriend has asperger's. Without OP telling him what he said hurt her feelings, he may not have understood that it was inappropriate, and due to his asperger's he probably lacks the ability to gauge whether saying something like this is appropriate or not socially. Dumping him, I would say wouldn't be first on the cards. Understanding him is important.
danilynn6308 14
What an asshole. Dump him.
brewmasterg 34
By the OP's name it sounds like her boyfriend has asperger's. Without OP telling him what he said hurt her feelings, he may not have understood that it was inappropriate, and due to his asperger's he probably lacks the ability to gauge whether saying something like this is appropriate or not socially. Dumping him, I would say is extreme. It sounds like OP understands that her boyfriend has difficulty with social cues sometimes and that's nice.