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By ButtWorthSingingBout - 01/01/2015 18:16 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML

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By nicrus - 15/09/2016 20:13 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML

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By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By FML4evs - 10/04/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2021 14:00 - United States - Shingle Springs

Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML

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By DepressedCellist - 27/09/2018 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 23:02 - Canada

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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iTzSelverZz 14

Friday 2 January 2015 9:22

Butt was it good?

Llama24 14

Friday 2 January 2015 9:20

He's a keeper

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Vaginabutter 15

Friday 2 January 2015 23:15

Definitely a keeper in my book.

demonfacee 14

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:25

You must have an amazing butt. I just hope it's not like one of them Lil Wayne songs though.

Dragonskiss 9

Saturday 3 January 2015 9:35

Bitch you have no idea how luck you are

FeelingRandi 11

Sunday 4 January 2015 1:13

He's a man. You have to learn to appreciate the pathetic things he does. And at least he wrote you a song.

thatonedude55 8

Sunday 4 January 2015 8:48

sounds like something I'd do.

CourtJester27 12

Monday 5 January 2015 4:12

That's gotta be a great ass if it's song-worthy! I wanna see!!!

_rintohsaka_ 2

Tuesday 6 January 2015 7:33

Was the song bootiful?

SkilledMidget4 4

Tuesday 6 January 2015 9:06

all about that bass?

princessEll 25

Thursday 8 January 2015 15:53

I kinda wanna see your butt now..

chanelleyy 26

Friday 9 January 2015 14:49

you must have a really good butt.

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