Today, my mum refused to send me a picture she took on her iPhone until it synced up to her iPad, because she claimed it will then appear larger. When I tried to explain the image will be the same regardless, she angrily accused me of not having any trust in her. I still haven’t seen the picture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I caught my dad cheating on my stepmom with a man, and I took pictures. She dismissed them as AI-generated and accused me of trying to break them up. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, I found a picture on my phone of me and my best friend that I didn't take. Turns out my dad did, from behind, and it got onto my Google photo backup, which means that he was logged in to my Gmail from his phone when he did it. And my family wonders why I don't trust them. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, I had to take a photo of my asshole after I sat on a rusty nail, causing considerable pain. Thankfully, no major damage was done. Unfortunately, the photo synced up to my mum's iPad, since it's linked to my Apple ID. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Her logic is impeccable -- an image does appear bigger on an iPad than on a iPhone. Can't argue with mom!
Chazzster 32
Some things aren’t worth arguing over. You are correct, but unless it’s a matter of health or survival to you that you see that picture immediately, let it go. Mom probably thinks the picture will be “bigger” (higher resolution) on her iPad because it has a larger screen and it looks bigger when you access it there. Don’t waste time explaining something mom probably won’t understand and don’t argue over things that aren’t worth arguing over.
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Chazzster 32
Some things aren’t worth arguing over. You are correct, but unless it’s a matter of health or survival to you that you see that picture immediately, let it go. Mom probably thinks the picture will be “bigger” (higher resolution) on her iPad because it has a larger screen and it looks bigger when you access it there. Don’t waste time explaining something mom probably won’t understand and don’t argue over things that aren’t worth arguing over.
RichardPencil 32
Her logic is impeccable -- an image does appear bigger on an iPad than on a iPhone. Can't argue with mom!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That must be some picture!