Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
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Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I went home with a guy I met at the bar. I warned him that I was on my period, but he said it was fine. Not only was the sex awful, I woke up to find that he'd smeared period blood on my face in the dark. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
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captainfalcon7 0
tell him he's gonna have to wear three condoms because he might "leak" through the first
deviable 9
Nice to see chivalry is going strong.
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Comments (186)
kcmjlopez 0
He's a dumbass.
micadjems 0
Need a divacup!! :)
hobosapien081 10
hey at least you got a ride home...
PollyluvsTigger 2
What. An. Idiot.
KayyLily 0
I'm sorry your boyfriend is such a dumbass.
jaredofmo 22
At least he was being considerate of what was going on. After all, if he got pulled over by the cops, blood on the seat might look suspicious...
RedPillSucks 33
I think I'll use that in my next traffic stop cop: what's all that blood on your seat? me: my girlfriend was on her period. cop: And the body in your trunk? me: erm... That's my girl friend. Hey a man's gotta keep his car clean! ow!!! I'm not resisting!!!! ow!!!
07jeepster 0
What a idiot
brianod 0
that good sir is a genius
stevejobsrules 2
Wow. What a pansy
crazyaces89 7
That's rather extreme...at least he knows what a tampon is unlike my bf at first