Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I went home with a guy I met at the bar. I warned him that I was on my period, but he said it was fine. Not only was the sex awful, I woke up to find that he'd smeared period blood on my face in the dark. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
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captainfalcon7 0
tell him he's gonna have to wear three condoms because he might "leak" through the first
deviable 9
Nice to see chivalry is going strong.
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Comments (186)
whoviangirl 4
dump the dumbass
darkxsky86 7
Fact: Never come between a guy and his car, he'd first dump yo ass fo he dump his car. Fact: A girl can cheat on her man but his car will always remain loyal. FACT: I like turtles.
blueice4all 4
He did the right thing
EpicFail1520 16
No he did not.
ck11_fml 1
uh... why tell your man your on your rag anyway? he wasn't trying to **** you while driving, was he? it's really not something we want to know, although I know women seem to believe we want to know everything about you
katt_is_here 24
Dumbass.
ForeverGLFan 6
WOW. You are officially dating the biggest idiot in the state of Ohio.
alliebaba7 8
If only guys had periods so they can see what it feels like
Jonpker3 4
if only women could get kicked in the balls so they knows what it feels like. happens more often than periods and child birth put together.
katt_is_here 24
If you get kicked in the balls more than once a month, maybe you are the problem.
chubby_choco 17
...ten bucks says this dumbass cheated his way through Health and Sex Ed in high school.
Cosmic_Horror 1
Mean or stupid are bad enough in isolation, but together... DTMFA.
CaysonJon 11
Why would you randomly tell him that...?
EpicFail1520 16
What an ass.